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time, not long enough to prove guilt. Plus, what if the man had nothing to do with it? You can’t go around suing and punishing men who are innocent,” Trump protested.
The same day, Trump released this statement, “If Congress passed legislation making abortion illegal, the doctor or any other person performing this illegal act upon a woman would be held legally responsible, in addition to the woman, not the man.”
In an April 2016 CBS interview, he said, “The laws are set now on abortion and that’s the way they're going to remain. And I think we have to leave it that way.”
Later the same day, Trump’s campaign released another statement, “Earlier today, Mr. Trump meant to say ‘until he is president,’ clearing the way for him to pack the judicial system with judges who agree with him that women have no inherent right to control their own bodies, and that men are the undisputed heads of their families.”
Tomorrow, Amy Coney Barrett will be sworn in as the U. S. Supreme Court’s newest, youngest, most obedient and first People of Praise Mother Justice. The fact that Judge Barrett was nominated and championed by an adulterer who is on his third marriage and stands accused of sexual harassment by 27 women is dumbfounding and is, like, totally despicable.
This story will be updated after the Vasectomy Mandate is signed into law.