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Trump spent the next 41 minutes performing his favorite act – bashing and bragging, “I fought harder for you than any president who ever held this wonderful, beautiful, amazing, tremendous office, that I can tell you. I can also tell you that this election is a matter of my (garbled) economic survival. How are your damn suburbs doing? Don’t ask. Are they any good? They won’t be good for too long if they – you know, the radical left Democrats – get in.”
Ping-ponging to his health, “One thing when you're president you got plenty of doctors. We have one of 'em here tonight, I think, right?
We have our great White House doctors traveling. Sean has become very famous. Where is Sean? He's become – oh, is that Sean? Look at Sean. Look at him, he’s a winner, too. Wow. You know, he's got a big ego. He loves it when I mention his name.”
Seguing to the election, “When the China Plague arrived, we moved heaven and earth to fight the disease. Now we’re moving heaven and earth to win this election, to sweep this election, whatever it takes, however much it takes, to do you proud, to bring it home, to protect your Second Amendment, to eliminate your taxes, to put our judges on the court, to abolish public education, to triple the size of our police,
to end stupid wars, to double the military budget, to finish the beautiful wall on our southern border, and to finish cleaning out the swamp
and deep state. Without a doubt, we’re the winning-est administration of all time.”
This story will be updated if Trump ever stops talking.