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OCTOBER 30, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
A few hours before Trump’s “victory” rally in Rochester MN today, the president went berserk after learning that an agreement the RNC had signed with the city specified a 250-person limit on attendance. In an attempted “save,” campaign manager Bill Stepien announced that the event would not be a “victory” rally as originally planned, but a “MAGA Peaceful Protest,” to weasel out of the original agreement, according to a source from the city mayor’s office. Two hours later, Stepien and the RNC inexplicably accepted the original agreement.
Launching his rant at 5:15pm at the Rochester International Airport, Trump snarled, “25,000 want to be here. And they say you can only
have 250 people. Your governor did bad things and your far-left attorney general tried to shut down our rally – our, our peaceful protest. We flew above thousands and thousands of cars coming here. I could see them all the way from Indiana, American patriots who wanted to pay their respects and hear my presidential words. Now they’re shut out...”
“...The arrogant radical left is determined to obliterate the middle class. They think they can tax you to death, force you to hold the Bible a certain way, abolish private golf courses, keep your kids out of private schools, flood your walled-off compounds with illegal drugs and gangs, and shut down the stock market...”
“...There’s only one way to defend your investment portfolio and your dignity. There’s only one way to defend your family and your country. There’s only one way to preserve, protect, and defend your money and your life. Hire armed guards to create a human wall around your property, just like I did with steel on the southern border...”