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chill-den walk to school or ride bus. Let rest-aunts and stores open to make money for living. My husband do much already, vision four more years. He say ‘Vote Donald.’ I younger and say ‘Be Best, Vote Me 2024.’” The Third Lady winked and smiled coyly.
West Bend resident Wendy Moore, compared Mrs. Trump with her husband Donald. “She reflects Charmin tissue to his Norton sandpaper. Mel-an-knee-ah is proof that opposites attract. She represents a sexy, soft, classy partnership. Donald, on the other hand, is a sexless, boorish, Neanderthal. I would definitely vote for her.”
As Melanoma was reading her case for Donald’s second term, Senator Bernie Sanders was on campus at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, urging thousands of students to, “Get off your duffs, we need to turn
the page on pathological liar Trump. He lies all the time. He can’t control himself. Everything out of his mouth, not to mention other orifices, is
a lie. He doesn’t believe in the Constitution. He doesn’t believe in the separation of powers. He only believes in himself, which is nothing
to write home about.”
This story will be updated in the unlikely event that Donald and Melanoma stay together.