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Obama blasted Trump’s assertion that doctors are playing with numbers to make money off the pandemic, “He does not understand the notion that somebody would risk their life to save others without trying to make a buck.” Never mind that Trump has been making endless bucks off American taxpayers since he seized office in 2017.
Meanwhile in a Philadelphia suburb, Trump attacked Ilhan Omar who is a U.S. citizen and duly elected member of the House of Representatives from Minnesota. According to Trump, in a Biden administration, “Representative Ilhan Omar will be running homeland security. How do you like that? Who knows? I just said that one. But you know what?
I wouldn’t be surprised. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re pleased to announce Ilhan Omar to run national security. She’s going to be guarding our border...”
“...I have to be very, very careful, especially in this state, more than any other state. They say you have to be very, very careful with what happens in Philadelphia. We have to be extremely (garbled), everybody has to watch, be vigilant, looking at everything and looking at everyone. The things that A.O.C plus three do here are unbelievable. People tell me that they are even setting back Philadelphia clocks tonight to confuse Republicon voters. It’s ugly, very ugly what these women will do to steal the election from me.”
Since this story was written, Representative Omar won reelection in Minnesota’s 5th District with 64.5% of the vote.