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we find them – in landfills, in government offices, in gymnasiums, in mailboxes, in golf bunkers, under rocks. There is no place we won’t look to find a Trump ballot. Everyone I know voted for him. That evidence alone cannot be more convincing.”
Currently, Biden is ahead by 14,000 votes in Georgia. Moments ago, Edison Research called the state for Biden, advising that his vote
lead “is expected to withstand any recount changes.” In the same announcement, Edison called North Carolina’s 15 votes for Trump, leaving him with 232 electoral votes against Biden’s winning 306.
With the addition of Georgia, President-elect Biden surpassed Trump’s 304 votes in 2016.
When asked to comment on whether Trump would seek out his former opponent Hillary Clinton for sympathy, Kayleigh McEnema, responded, “You cannot be serious. Why would the most genius and popular president in history, Donald J. Trump, call Crooked Hillary for anything? She should be in prison. She is a double-dealing cheat who is connected to the Democratic mob that tried to steal the election from president Trump in 2016. When he walked up behind Crooked Hillary
on the debate stage, he could smell trouble, and she delivered it in spades. Her infamous BlackBerry cobbler will go down in history as loaded with government secrets that are now in the hands of our foreign enemies, especially Canada and Germany.”
This story will be updated when Canada’s intentions become clear.