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NOVEMBER 14, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
This morning, a source close to the president revealed that Trump’s post-election purge has accelerated under the direction of the president’s punk-kid aide, Johnny McEntee. A former college football player who led his team to a losing season, Johnny moved on to become a gofer at Fox News where he heard of Donnie’s existence. Donnie first saw Johnny on YouTube where he appeared in a self-produced video throwing trick shots.
Johnny was so impressed with Donnie’s moxie that he actively lobbied for a job on the 2016 campaign. After volunteering in order to get his football in the door, he became Donnie’s trip director a.k.a. glorified secretary. When Donnie took office, Johnny was invited to join the staff as the president’s body man, but was canned by chief of staff John F. Kelly in 2018 for an online gambling addiction and inability to secure a security clearance. Reportedly, Trump was livid over the firing.
After immediately securing a position on Donnie’s reelection campaign, Johnny was rehired in January 2020, to eradicate the White House of political appointees who were not deemed to worship Donnie enough. With no experience or background in anything but second-rate football, Johnny was ideal for the assignment. He refused to follow orders from anyone except Donnie. When the president said, “jump,” Johnny said, “How high, sir?” Reportedly, Donnie loved his aide’s habitual use of “sir,” which brought them even closer together.