Page 83 - TheLeekLoserEdition_1

When the Trump family occupied the White House, their customarily crass comments ranged from “Do we have to live in a f—king museum?” and “Who gives a f—k about history?” to “Daddy, where’s all of our
gold stuff?”
Asked to comment on the forgery story, press secretary Kayleigh McEnema, responded via email, “You are one sick, fake journalist. Everything in the White House is 100% for real, and was authenticated by the president’s senior personal assistant and counselor, Hope Hicks, who is an award-winning, expert on all things historical. She has advised thousands of clients around the world on the realness of their stuff.”
A former child model, Hicks played lacrosse in high school and college. She followed her father into the pubic relations business and joined
the Trump campaign at the age of 25, after numerous overtures from candidate Trump who gravitated to models of any age. Her assignment involved taking dictation from Trump for his tweets, and sending the text to another campaign staffer for official posting. After the election, Hicks was brought to the White House for her skill at telling “white lies,” as well as her modeling and general advising abilities.
This story will be updated as Ms. Hicks ages into her new position.