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but when we learned that the Wisconsin Election Commission would rake in $7.9 million for the same work, we became a bit miffed and submitted our resignation. After all, we’re not pushovers, or dummies like the president. That amount would have put our whole class through four years of college, maybe more.”
When asked to comment, Trump adviser Hope Hicks replied, “These kids must be living in la-la land. No one, certainly not a class of middle schoolers from flyover Wisconsin, could hijack our sophisticated balloting infrastructure or penetrate our proprietary geofencing network developed by Attorney General Barr.”
When asked to respond, Ms. O said, “Our school’s phone has been ringing off the hook all day. Twelve universities, six in the top ten,
have offered our entire class of 50 girls an all-expense paid, four-year degree. So yes, Ms. Hicks, we are euphoric, or as you say, in la-la land. But above all, we are the future of this country. We are disciplined and plan to direct our efforts on tomorrow. Today, I guess we have the Trump campaign to thank for the opportunity to throw shade on its crazy incomprehensible stories.”
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This amazing story will be updated periodically as the students continue their education.