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suits and ties, which is not a lot for a president with my responsibilities. Like, I’m meeting with important men every day, some of the most important men in the world — Xi, Kim, Jair, Vlad and MBS — so I have to look good. So that’s my contribution — lots of dough and looking good. Obama could never do that.”
Another question, Mr. President: “So you’re not worried that the country is in recession territory?”
“Of course not. Our economy is back on track and the stock market
is headed to record heights,” the president answered, “By the time
we get to November, the American people will be 50% richer and begging me to donate another four years of my time and my brain to Making America Great Again. The polls will be flooded with Trump voters. My people are predicting the biggest sweep in election history.”
As the golf cart sped toward Marine One on the White House lawn, Mr. Trump turned back at the reporter and shouted, “Why don’t you like me?”
This story will be updated when the stock market reaches the stratosphere.