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nurse from a special pageant of contestants. I insisted that they must all be beauties and model different uniforms. The winner will be my Beauty Queen Nurse.”
Dr. Conley was tight-lipped about Donald’s medical condition, saying “no comment” repeatedly after several basic questions:
“Can the president walk unassisted in leather-soled shoes?”
“The president is a self-avowed germophobe. Was that a lie?”
“Is vice president Pence standing by in case the president needs to read something?”
“How many tests were administered to the president before he tested positive?”
“Is the president being treated with bleach?
It appears that the president finally got his precious wall. The wall of silence surrounding his diagnosis and treatment has so far proved to be impenetrable.
This story will be updated if new information ever becomes available.
