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is “ The Price is Right”
preparations and than spend days afterwards saying “selicha” , they are sorry for
where the “custom” of husbands being scarce during the cleaning part of Pesach
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of getting out of hand are even greater? Reb Sober Somber discusses this issue
digital. If you want to know if you are currently ready to receive this digitally, look
answers the fasting aspect we are still left with the slichos issue. Perhaps that is
Institute is urging local Rabbis to follow in the path of those that are toning down
and Sukkos, why don’t we have a B’Hav observance after Purim, when chances
and we spend these 3 days in repentance to atone for any indiscretions we may
Likutei Tipshim in it’s current analog format. Starting next year, we will be going
in a recent article published in, The Chicago Sentinel March 2009. He says, we
This years Likutei Tipshim is sponsored by the State of Illinois where our motto
have taken over the holidays. The question is, if that is our concern for Pesach
if you could not read that last joke (arguable the best of this year’s edition) you
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In solidarity with the financial situation facing our community, the Morah Horah
People think texting shorthand is a new phenomenon, but in actuality we have
concern that while enjoying the holidays we might of gotten a little out of hand
Nissan starts most wives have started Pesach cleaning and there is no “real”
Monday of the month after Sukkos and Pesach. The custom stems from the
need to buy an adapter which we will be happy to sell you for a nominal fee.
not only observe the 3 days of B’Hav for Purim but in actuality, by the time
Public service announcement: This the last year you will be able to receive
There is a tradition to say slichos and fast the first Monday, Thursday and
food left in the house. So, in reality we are fasting for 14 days. While this
at the next few lines. If they are fuzzy, you must buy a digital adapter,
your kids saying things like bff or lol, you just look at them and say -A1 that you

not being more help. and scaling back their simchas by not poskining by the Shulchan Aruch but instead using the Kitzur Shulchan Aruch. been doing it for over 2 millennium. Open up any sefer whether a gemara, rishon or acharon and you will find things like :@; , or :@v. So when you hear didn’t do your homework, -A/8 that you’re staying home tonight.

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Congress has passed a stimulus package of almost 1 trillion dollars. That is a lot
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If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, is
The shul would like to thank our new candy sponsor, “The Dental Association of
If you would like to receive a “No davening during talking sign” done in beautiful
Hebrew calligraphy send an email to likutei-tipshim@juno.com and put “sign” in
With the crash of the stock market people are looking for other safer places to
invest their money. Let B. Ding Real Estate Co. find the right property to help
of money to print up and the treasury needs your help. Go on line to the U.S.
What happened to Borden’s and Wanzer’s Dairies? Peacock and Montreal
treasury website and download the dollar bill template and help print up the
Why does the left side of all the two way side streets seem to have less
When did people born and raised in Chicago become “out of towners”?
It seems our new junior senator’s middle initial is M. as once again our
that why when an office has a work station that’s where work stops?
When did the Kollel Torah Mitzion become Torah from New York?
Chicago”, and specifically our parness hashavua, Dr. Dee Kay .
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needed funds. politicians M. Burris us. the subject box. Deep Concepts to Ponder Chicago Musings: potholes? Pop? 1.What did the mountain climber call his son? 1. Cliff! 2.When they’re A’blinkin’! 3. A Chip panzee higher learning in the city of Chicago or its environs. return to point of purchase for a fool refund.