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Rabbi’s speech.
chosen Queen and her Uncle Mordecai tells her not to reveal that she is Jewish. 1.
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that whether it is hamantashin or latkes it will be made with domestic ingredients.”
Mordecai thru the streets of Shushan. Haman goes home feeling depressed, when the
branch. We have good friends at reasonable prices. Whether you are in the market for
domestic oil or foreign oil? We have to move away from our countries dependence on
5.job 6.verb 7.verb 8.verb 9.adjective
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Meanwhile, Mordecai overhears Bigsan and Seresh plotting to 6. the king.
royal guards come to take him to Queen 4.________’s 2 nd party. At the party, 4._____
appoints the evil Haman as his main 5. . When Mordecai won’t
saving his life and not being 7. he tells Haman to 8.
Haman and his son’s hung and replaces him with Mordecai. The Jews are saved and
a modern orthodox, yeshivish or chasidishe friend, we have a large selection in every
the problem, I am here to say my administration will solve this as well as all problems
and on the advice of his advisors he 3. her. After a while, he becomes
the way we look at things. There is a wind of change sweeping this great country and
wife Queen Vashti to come and 2. In front of all the guests. She refuses
Once upon a time in the city of Shushan, King 1. had a party. He asks his
1. male name 2.verb 3 verb 4.female name
when I am president, we will change the great hamantashin latke debate to the great
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Senator Clinton responded “as I travel through this great country, I am moved by the
anguish this controversy has caused Americans of all walks of life. While there is no
lonely so he makes a beauty contest to find the next queen. 4. Is
simple. I can sum it up in one word, change. We need to come together and change
bow down to him, Haman decides to kill all the Jews in 1. ‘s kingdom.
doubt, that it is the current president and his administration that has caused most of
Senator Mc Cain declared,” We have to view the hamantashin latke debate through
ignore the fact that latkes are fried in oil. Where is this oil coming from? Is it friendly
The kenay lecha chaver institute is pleased to announce the opening of its Chicago
foreign oil and when I am president you can feel safe and secure in the knowledge
The community center is pleased to announce a new addition to our workout room.
roost in the current presidential election. We posed the question to Senator Hillary
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the lens of security. Will we be more secure with hamantashin or latkes? We can’t
The great hamantashin, latke debate that has raged on for centuries has come to
Senator Obama’s response was “ the answer to the hamantashin latke debate is
He reveals the plot, saves the king’s life and his bravery is recorded in the king’s
couldn’t sleep and had the royal journal read. Hearing the retelling of Mordecai’s
reveals that she is Jewish and Haman is a 9. . The king orders
Clinton, Senator Barak Obama and Senator John McCain.
hamantashin latke get together.
journal. One night, Haman comes to tell the king to kill Mordecai. But, the king
that have plagued mankind.”
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