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Story 54: A Spate of Prate
      Candidate Kate, stood on a
      crate  and  began her  spate

      praising her running mate.

      "We fully back the Democratic
      state. And let me  state that
      we truly love your electoral

      state.

      Taxes  we shall  abate and at  a fast  rate. In
      fact, we shall initiate a tax rebate.

     “However, we promise never to cut the
     welfare  state. Then every man, woman, and

     child shall elate. Let this be your fate! Move
     us through the White House gate!

     "Now‒if  I  weren’t  running  late, for another
     date, a dinner of $100 a plate‒most gladly  I'd

     stay and debate.”
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