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Story 54: A Spate of Prate
Candidate Kate, stood on a
crate and began her spate
praising her running mate.
"We fully back the Democratic
state. And let me state that
we truly love your electoral
state.
Taxes we shall abate and at a fast rate. In
fact, we shall initiate a tax rebate.
“However, we promise never to cut the
welfare state. Then every man, woman, and
child shall elate. Let this be your fate! Move
us through the White House gate!
"Now‒if I weren’t running late, for another
date, a dinner of $100 a plate‒most gladly I'd
stay and debate.”