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People




                      Hey!
               These People

              Weren’t Here

                   Before!!



        As you all know, the first law of
        thermodynamics says that matter
        and energy in a closed system (the
        universe) can change form, but
        can’t be created or destroyed. That
        means that everything that’s here
        now, was essentially, always here.
        We know. That’s like physics, and it         Kyle Michael Nilles
        might have not been your favorite         Born February 8th at 9:42
        subject. But we have a problem                Weight:  7lbs 5oz
        with that.                                     Height: 21.5” !!

        Because we have it on good
        authority that the two people            Uh oh. It’s the DAY OF--ITS            Sophia Weslynn Hicks
        pictured here did NOT exist until        VALENTINE’S DAY AND YOU                  January 28th, 2017
        a few days or weeks ago! And yet,     HAVEN’T EVEN BOUGHT A CARD
        their parents are convinced that                 YET??????
        they’re here now! How can that
        be???                                  NO WORRIES. I STUCK SOME IN        Back cover: Valentine’s sentiments

                                                 HERE. JUST CUT ONE OUT.          sure to melt their heart.
        You’ll have to ask someone smarter
        than me. Like Einstein. Or Stephen
        Hawkings. Or my friend George.
















        In the meantime,


        welcome,

        small carbon based

        units.


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