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Tommy Tank Billy the Bhuddha
09:57 Naw Tom, yi huv tae make loving eye
contact, and admire his wee puffed oot
cheeks 11:58
Dode the Sodge
On another point can someone please
explain “” what the fuck did Billy say “ Tommy Tank
????????? You been smoking asbestos again ? 11:58
10:03

MARCH 2, 2020
Tommy Tank
10:04
Robbie the Pict
So I was in the chemist and said to the
Billy the Bhuddha assistant,”what gets rid of corona virus?”
most oh the time ah think you are just She said”ammonia cleaner”
playing at being a fuckin half wit, I will pm I said “ oh sorry,I thought you worked
you and explain 10:08 here”....... 19:17

Billy the Bhuddha Tommy Tank
And, with reference to smoking asbestos, ok I 19:31
have smoked a few doobies in my time, as yi
constantly remind me, yet ah dinnae make
snide remarks about sucking willies, with Scott Chuckle
reference to your wee incident on Calton Hill
in the eighties, and your court appearance.
but don’t worry yir secret is safe with me
11:24

Scott Chuckle
What happened to umerta boys. 11:25

Billy the Bhuddha
Shit is this not messenger, and how did you
know the victims name? 11:28

Scott Chuckle
He works in Rigatonis! 11:40

Tommy Tank
Dode I'm a wee bit desperate at the moment
if you're still up for it .....I'll put a bag over yer
heed 11:54
19:40
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