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 Scott Chuckle
Keith Bawbag Hi guys, I know George said Friday's smoker
was on but a er tonight's news what is
children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when happening? 18:57
well-intentioned but overbearing regulations
were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a Tommy Tank
classmate; teens suspended from school for I think it will be cancelled. Avoid any public
using mouthwash a er lunch; and a teacher gatherings without specific numbers
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, mentioned 19:01
only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents
attacked teachers for doing the job that they Tommy Tank
themselves had failed to do in disciplining
their unruly children. If other countries are at the stage of closing
It declined even further when schools were bars and restaurants I don't think a smoker
required to get parental consent to would be classed as an important reason to
administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a be there 19:07
student; but could not inform parents when a
student became pregnant and wanted to
have an abortion. Scott Chuckle
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Fuck! Dinnae mince yer words! I will wait for
churches became businesses; and criminals a response from corporal Jones! (George).
received better treatment than their victims. 19:09
Common Sense took a beating when you
couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in
your own home and the burglar could sue Tommy Tank
you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to Don't panic Pike...you're not attending a
live, a er a woman failed to realize that a public gathering....your table for one in the
steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a car park 19:11
little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a
huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, Scott Chuckle
-by his parents, Truth and Trust, 19:12
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason. Tommy Tank
He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights Anyway I'm more worried about getting the
- I Want It Now dreaded Gingervirus 19:12
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing Scott Chuckle
Not many attended his funeral because so Aye! I was worried about Salmon entry!! 19:14
few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not,
join the majority and do nothing. Tommy Tank
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*Very well written piece. Should circulate to France has just announced an Italy type
all those who still have the common sense to lockdown 19:16
understand what this piece is all about.*
08:55 Tommy Tank
USA just announced avoid gatherings of
more than 10 19:24

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