Page 7 - Lockdown Diary

 Tommy Tank
Dode the Sodge So I've just been to Tesco and was shocked
that there was absolutely no toilet paper. I
deciding it’s perhaps best never to speak
again headed for Customers Services and said "Do
• The relief when someone doesn’t answer you have ANY toilet paper ? No sorry Sir"
their phone within three rings and you can staring at me as if I was mad. For fuck sake I
hang up mumbled. Walking back to the toilet with my
• Filming an entire fireworks display on your knickers and trousers around my ankles is a
phone, knowing full well you’ll never, ever walk I never want to do again 16:54
watch it again 05:53
Eric the Hun
Keith Bawbag George /Gents , Just thinking about our
gathering next Friday and the Goverments
limit of 500 .What was Scott's ticket number
again ? 18:32

Tommy Tank
18:34

Keith Bawbag
Naughty boy Eric 18:37

Scott Chuckle
At least I will be there! Cunt! 18:51

Dode the Sodge
That’s funny like BARRY 19:10

MARCH 13, 2020

Winton Chuckle

13:39
13:39
Tommy Tank
It's been announced that the St Mirren keeper
has tested positive for Corona Virus. Hearts
players have been told not to worry as they
got nowhere near him 14:45
14:40
14:40
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