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Sawhorse and Seahorse


        In a chance encounter, a sawhorse happened upon a seahorse. They
        regarded  each  other  silently  for  a  minute,  and  then  entered  into  a
        friendly conversation.

        “I see that you are a sawhorse,” said the seahorse.

        “And I saw that you’re a seahorse,” replied the sawhorse.

        “Do you ever wonder,” said the seahorse, “why we have such  odd
        names?”

        “I  think  somebody  tried  to  stick  two  things  together  to  make  our
        names more descriptive. You know, A + B = C.”

        The seahorse agreed. “Quite so. But we are only partially, vaguely and
        accidentally equine. I have a horse-like head, but no legs.”

        “And  I,”  acknowledged  the  sawhorse,  “have  four  legs,  as  does  a
        horse, but not its head. In fact, no head at all.”
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