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The Old Observatory

Maybe these great geniuses had no clue,
But I saw how they’d gotten in a stew—
And I didn’t need to be creative:
The anthropologists had gone native!

Broadcast shows are meant to be distracting,
Whatever the actors are enacting;

So the scientists became disgraces,
Gossiping and stuffing their fat faces.

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