Page 10 - The Gluckman Occasional Number Two
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Uncle JG’s Ages of Man
Youth
0 - 6 Amplitude
Learn solid food
Is better chewed.
7 - 13 Inquietude
Eyes to screen glued,
Things too soon viewed.
14 - 20 Ingratitude
Reaction rude,
Should Mom intrude.
Young Adulthood
21 - 27 Turpitude
With conduct lewd,
Get skin tattooed.
28 - 34 Certitude
You’ve won your wooed
Or run and rued.
35 - 41 Aptitude
Why not exude
That you are shrewd?
