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his story and of his enlightenment. He explains that the
enlightened self he is now planned this all along. He
manipulated the past to put everyone in the right state, trained
upon his thoughts without formal governments and commerce,

waiting for his enlightenment to be transmitted to everyone
everywhere. When the monk regains his complete faculties, he
writes down everything he was told, then a massive party is
held. The best beer is brought out by the barrel, keg, and
drum. Fertility foods are placed on tables as long as the eye
can see. Musical acts spontaneously spring from the rabble. All
Drunk Monks in nine sectors, not to mention thrill seekers,
Dicklords and just downright perverts, attempt to orgy with the
new prophet for a fortnight. It’s a mess, but it is also one of

the happiest times because they are connecting to someone
who has connected with the creator. Sexpot had no idea that
she was so instrumental in the enlightenment of the universe.
She was the key-holder in the Great Transformation.

As you probably suspected, the Drunk Monks have a chapter of
their Bible ‘BeerQuest’ devoted to the enlightenment of

Gnurdleigh and the Great Transformation.

Here is an excerpt:

When Gnurdleigh felt the gasping calls

Of all the cosmos' twats and balls
His libido, far overspent,

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