Page 9 - Sound Rides July 2022

JIMS JOKES
My grief counsellor died the other day.
She was so good at her job, I don’t even care.
A black man was shot 15 times. Police said it was
the worst case of suicide they have ever seen.
You know you’re 60 when you’re in an elevator
when your favourite song comes on.
Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars in London.
Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free
house and has a lot of money to spend.
Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid
asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a
suitcase full of £10 notes every day.
Ahmed says, "Look at your sign - It says,
'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'
Britons who see that do not feel as if they have
accomplished anything by giving you money.
You will still have no job and a large family.
Now look at my sign."
So Hamid looks at Ahmed's sign which reads,
‘I only need another £10 to go back to Pakistan!!’
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