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how many arches there wave in (old) Westminster

                                 Bridge?  The spaniel replied by drawing his paw

                                over  the  number  fifteen.  He  was  then  asked

                                 how many arches there  were in Pontus  Euxinus?
                                 Here  the dog  paused,  as  if  he conceived  himself

                                 insulted by such  a question, and as if  desirous of

                                 applying the proverb, "a foolish, question deserves

                                 no  answer/'  Being commanded,  however, by his
                                 master,  to  satisfy  the  person  who  had  asked

                                 the  question, lie  replied  that the Pontus Euxinus

                                 had no arches, and he expressed this very clearly

                                 by placing  his foot on a  cipher.  The  sailor then

                                 said  that  in  the  p re ceding  year  he  had  made  a
                                 very  pleasant  voyage  in  six  weeks  from  the

                                 Pontus Euxinus to London Bridge.  The  spaniel,

                                 finding nothing very wonderful in such  a voyage,

                                 placed  his  foot  on  different  letters,  forming  a

                                 very  laconic  answer,  winch  signified,  when  ex­
                                 plained  by his master, that some navigators  had

                                 made a voyage of  GOO leagues in half  a day.

                                    “ That  is  impossible/’  said  the sailor;  “ no air-
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                                 balloon has ever yet  been able to  traverse  such a
                                 space in so short a  time,"
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