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how many arches there wave in (old) Westminster
Bridge? The spaniel replied by drawing his paw
over the number fifteen. He was then asked
how many arches there were in Pontus Euxinus?
Here the dog paused, as if he conceived himself
insulted by such a question, and as if desirous of
applying the proverb, "a foolish, question deserves
no answer/' Being commanded, however, by his
master, to satisfy the person who had asked
the question, lie replied that the Pontus Euxinus
had no arches, and he expressed this very clearly
by placing his foot on a cipher. The sailor then
said that in the p re ceding year he had made a
very pleasant voyage in six weeks from the
Pontus Euxinus to London Bridge. The spaniel,
finding nothing very wonderful in such a voyage,
placed his foot on different letters, forming a
very laconic answer, winch signified, when ex
plained by his master, that some navigators had
made a voyage of GOO leagues in half a day.
“ That is impossible/’ said the sailor; “ no air-
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balloon has ever yet been able to traverse such a
space in so short a time,"