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               Once again, I’m only talking about meat that most people normally eat. I know some of y’all eat
               stuff like squirrel, gator, and deer. Well good for you nigga. For those trying to move away from
               meat some substitutes are wheat gluten, tofu, soybean, vegetable protein, mushrooms, and
               cauliflower.


































               DIARY- Next I want to talk about the dairy food group. We talking cheese, yogurt, ice cream,
               and all types of shit that’s made from animal milk. As if animal milk ain’t already bullshit, they
               take it and mix it with a bunch of other shit. I mean it ain’t even food at this point. It’s a fucking
               concoction. Y’all really be unwrapping a yellow square that was in your fridge for months and
               think that shit should be up in you. Look yo, just don’t eat that shit all the time. And from what
               I’ve seen all the substitutes for dairy products are fucking disgusting.

               JUNK- The last food group is the Junk food group. Now most of this shit ain’t even food at all
               to begin with. It's even worse than diary. It’s usually candy and pastries. Yo for real why yall
               even eat this shit? It’s basically sugar fried sugar dipped in sugar. More on sugar later. But that
               shit not even grown from anywhere, it’s made in a lab. Don’t have no nutrients at the fuck all,
               don’t fill you up, makes your stomach hurt the more you eat. But it usually cost like a dollar and
               sometimes that’s all niggas can afford. Well get your money up, so when you got the munchies
               you can just eat Sunday dinner, instead of eating some shit you forgot you had in your back
               pocket.











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