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SOAP/LOTION/DEODORANT- And it’s the same way with soaps, lotions, and deodorants.
It’s mostly for your skin although that shit sink into your body too so be careful with what you’re
using. Use the right shit and it will clean your skin and clear it from bumps, scars, and marks.
Plus, it’ll keep it tight and wrinkle free so you won’t be looking old. Now don’t get me wrong,
it’s nothing wrong with looking old, except when the fuck you ain’t old. Just use natural shit like
black soap and shea butter. Basically, don’t use anything that’s colored white. That ain’t even no
racist shit, that’s a whole ass fact.

SHOWERS- Yo real quick, different showers do different things. Warm water showers help
with: keeping you awake, reducing headaches, relaxing muscles, clearing congestion, open
pores, and cleans skin. Cold water shower helps with: preventing colds, tightening skin, easing
tension in your mind, stabilizing your immune system, and working your metabolism.

MOUTH- I could just say brush your damn teeth, but, you ain’t have to pay for that. Check this
out and I’ll make it real simple for yall. Brush your teeth means: brush teeth, gums, roof of
mouth, cheeks, and tongue. Re-up on the toothpaste if you have to. Brush when you wake up and
before you go to sleep. Use mouthwash when you wake up, before you sleep, and maybe once
during the day depending on what you eat. Now flossing your teeth and using a tongue scraper
only needs to be done at night. All four of those things must be done at night because fungus
grows in warm wet dark places. Yes that’s your mouth, especially when you’re sleep. Pussy too,
that’s why women got a whole aisle in the grocery store for their vagina. Vagina, yummy.
Brushing with charcoal will also whiten your teeth, don’t swallow it.

HAIR- Keep your hair on your head moisturized. We got hair that soaks up moisture real quick
so in order to keep it strong and pretty we got to keep it moisturized. Hair oil/grease is like water
to your body. Same thing with your facial hair. And keep both of those combed/brushed so you
can stop looking so dusty. Looking like a fucking slave, you ain’t got the money to look dirty
every day and live a beautiful life out here. Cutting the hair under your arms and your dick hair
can ease up the sweating and funky smell. Remember it’s hot and dark in those places so you got
to take extra care to make sure you’re fresh.

TEMPERATURE CONTROL- Another way to keep your body right is temperature control.
That means don't get too hot and don't get too cold stupid ass. When it’s hot as fuck, you need to
keep cool like drinking cold water or putting things like ice on certain parts of your body like
your neck, inside the wrist, behind the knees, and underarms. Plus find some shade if you need to
and chill with the hard activities. Now when it’s cold, certain parts need to stay as warm as
possible, hands and feet because they have the least amount of meat on them. Also head, neck,
and chest, that’s everything you breathe with. And make sure them kids got an undershirt on with
yo raggedy ass.

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