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3T          tongue twisters time









                                  1-Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?(-
                                  Yes you can do this!)



                                2-I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch


                              3-Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no
                             hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?



                4-Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
                A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
                If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

                Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Pi-
                per picked?


                5-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a
                woodchuck could chuck wood?

                He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as
                much wood
                As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood




                           JOKES TİME (JK CORNER)





          Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is
          No sun

                                                    Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion
                                                                            yesterday in less than 5 moves.
                                                      Finally my high school karate classes came in useful



          What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
          Nothing, it just waved


                                                     What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
                                                One is really heavy and the other’s a litt-
                                                                                                   le lighter




          5-Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
          He got fired


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