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fascination with pro wrestling as instant epic fails. Your dark web dating apps.

dealbreakers, but then again, you never Your fake profile detail victories. Your
know until you reveal those aspects of pithy Pinterest relationship quotes and
your personality. memes. In a small county where we all
pretty much know everyone else, we
Tinder, that’s what. It has its loutish uses,
have probably already heard the stories,
to be fair -- such as overtly advertising
whether you mention who it is about or
one’s status as single and looking. But
not, but we’ll all be entertained hearing
establishing a meaningful relationship
them again anyway. It’s all in good fun.

is not one of them. That is unless you
Heck, this online celebration of local
want to “date” a webcam girl or a Russian
relationship ups and downs may provide
courtesan as they drain your fi nances...
enough fodder for yet another wry Caro-
slowly, and then all at once. Play BINGO
line Review column or at least make it
Hear me when I say that your goal to some arts council’s future masterclass
should be a country girl that wants to sit storyboard. EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT
next to you in the truck, not up against In the meantime, best of luck on your American Legion Caroline Post 29
the passenger side window. A girl that cell phone or at the local bars and other 9238 Legion Rd, Denton

wants to wear your camouflage shirt for haunts as Valentine’s Day approaches.
a nightgown. Note to country girls: guys With everything else that has happened Doors open at 5 PM
dig these things. More than they’ll ever over the past several years, there are far Games start at 7:30 PM
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You get the idea.
the results. For more information, call the
Feel free to log on to Caroline Past and I know I was, considering my advice Legion at 410-479-2708
Present this month and share your actually worked. Meet my wife and
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