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DOLLARS AND SENSE by Tolbert Rowe

Looking at life as it was seen eight months ago.

Finding it exceedingly diffi cult to write toilets. I had been kept apprised of the But a lack of toilet paper, or I should
anything real positive about what is run on toilet paper about four days say a fear of needing something when
happening in our country I fi nd some before by my daughter and just about it is not available has had the eff ect of
comfort in looking at life as I saw it anyone on Facebook. making us all desperate for product
eight months ago. At the beginning of when we fear none will be available.
The craziness of our world shutting
the coronavirus pandemic. Before the As if some evil Penguin in a Batman
down until at least the end of March,
vitriol, threats of doom and gloom if movie will hoard all the toilet paper in
coupled with the apparent onslaught
one voted for the other, and the divisive the world and make us come begging
of massive gastrointestinal distress, or
presidential election drove a wedge of on hands and knees for “just one roll”.
maybe it would be the closing of all
distrust between Americans not seen
toilet paper mills in the United States, The current panic in our country is real,

in generations. Brother against brother,
had forced otherwise reasonable people whether based on a real threat or one
sister against sister, child against parent,
to hoard any brand of toilet paper. blown out of proportion. Perception
lifetime friends against lifetime friends.
Connoisseurs of Charmin, Cottonelle has very much become reality and the
Such is the result of the Presidential
or Scott suddenly and without excuse shutting down of all things sports or
election of 2020.
accepted anything. Quilted, with or crowd-like along with acute awareness
Groupthink and conspiracy theorists without cleaning ripples even generic that a virus is among us that is
have paralyzed our country. There is no for gosh sakes. If it resembled a tissue transmitted through human contact

“US” in the “USA” anymore. and it came on a 4-inch roll regardless has forced us all into a state of acute
of how many sheets it contained, single self-awareness.
As I sit here in mid-March and or double roll, it was now fair game.
contemplate the changing of the world I passed a gentleman coming out of Maybe everyone can just be more aware
as I know it, I have absolutely no idea Walmart with an entire shopping cart of of their hygiene, wash hands, stay home
what the world will look like when your toilet paper, which I must say was very when not feeling well and seek medical
eyes actually read what I am about to disheartening to me, knowing we are help when certain conditions exist. Or
put on paper. maybe our government, Federal and
down to only one roll per toilet.
State, needs to step in and mandate
Not since making the trek to Memorial When confronted by the lady in front the closing of certain public facilities
Stadium for an Orioles game, without of me who exclaimed “come on, you are and the ending of all things that draw
stopping for a bathroom break, and really selfish” the man’s prompt response a crowd. By the time you read this

finally making it to the men’s room, was, “we have a lot of poopy at our we will have a better idea of how well
have I experienced such absolute relief house”. Personally, I would like to think government actions have impacted the
and joy. I was on my weekly trek to he was purchasing TP for everyone in spread of Coronavirus.
Walmart today with the added pressure his family or neighborhood and not
of knowing that we only had three rolls going to put it on Ebay for $5 a roll. Governor Hogan’s unprecedented
of toilet paper in a house with three decision to close schools for the last
two weeks of March (I am very hopeful
“Your Mortgage Consultant Since 1985” that was long enough) was done as a
defensive move. Because schools, and
school activities are the single largest
Purchase or Refinance venue where hundreds if not thousands
of people both young and old interact
daily. And it is through this interaction
that the virus is spread.
The impact of Coronavirus on our
115 E Dover St. Ste 3 - Easton, MD economy will be signifi cant. Airlines
and Cruise lines are losing millions
tolbert@baycapitalmortgage.com C. Tolbert Rowe, every day. Walt Disney will lose
www.baycapitalmortgage.com NMLS Vice President/Lending hundreds of millions by closing of
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