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AMBASSADRESS: Human Rights

ding wilst toying, respecti- Discuss. and put in an appearance at a
We thought we had our
vely, with the family couple of National Day par-
week nicely sorted, Beagle
Yorkshire Terrier and a Iarge Please? ties and check out the stores
and I.
glass of something seriously and ascertain whether we
wamiing in the evening. Of course. There were shuf- needed to replenish the wine
His Excellency was leaving
flings in the air. If A was cellar yet.
for a couple of days to
Think again. promoted to D and B was
attend a conference in some
pushed upstairs to replace K I very much fear we most
particularly unappealing
Did someone mention and G was relocated to certainly will need to do just
location and for once wives
human rights? Forget it. Timbuktu, that might that by the time he retiu'ns.
were not, as he so undiplo-
It seemed we were expec- conceivably, if the political
matically put it, An Issue.
ting yet another Important wind were in the right direc- So if you should perchance
This may have meant that
House Guest. Yes, I had seen tion and the stockmarkets to spy a dipso bag and
exotic hostesses were served
that in the diary, but I had were to heave themselves Beagle chained to the
up side by side with the
also done my homework back off the ropes, leave Mr. Embassy railings with their
complimentary cocktails,
well in advance, Googled C minus in a position of noses deep into book, bottle

but I suspect it had more to
and given him my own great power and influence. and bone, you will unders-
do with the fact that none of
personal classification of "C Also, he was bringing his tand the reason why. We are
the other delegates were
minus". C minus guests, in girlfriend who didn't speak demonstrating for our
bringing their significant
my esteemed opinion, are of the language and would be Rights.
others and thus I would not
insufficient political, econo- at a loose end whilst he was
be called upon to accompa-
mic or social significance to out changing the face of the
ny them around the street
warrant the full flowers in world. And whilst I was
markets. I have no illusions
bedroom and whiskey bottle about it, could I review the
about my intellectial contri-
by pillow treatment. You can placement for the dinner we
bution on such occasions,
get by with just feeding and were giving on Friday night
but the good news was that
watering
this particular bit of accom-
(euphemism)
panying baggage was off
them at inter-
duty.
vals and
giving them a
So this was the plan.
ffihur d'une langue en pO heures
front door key.
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