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notice one sit down stall, and three stand up urinals with what looks to be very high-tech optical

               lasers pointed directly head level projecting hundreds of small red laser beams like a cool digital


               light show. Oddly enough I noticed the entire bathroom looks incredibly pristinely clean and

               abnormally medically hygienic, very similar to a hospital emergency room or scientific


               laboratory.

                       This customer's bathroom had to be the best smelling, the most immaculately clean


               bathroom I had ever used in my entire life which was incredibly odd since this specific grocery

               store had been vacant and abandoned for over five years. Another very puzzling and unsettling


               observation was the power in the bathroom only and nowhere else in the entire store. Why would

               the bathroom be lighted and nothing else? Hmmm, I scratched the side my head and proceeded


               to zip up my pants up and walk away towards the six-chrome polished stainless-steel sinks to see

               if the automatic hand soap dispenser still worked. Would you believe it both soap dispensers

               worked perfectly, and I immediately wash my hands and wave my fingers across the paper towel


               dispenser until I have three individual paper towels to dry my hands?

                       Just as the third brown recycled paper towel fully rolls out of the auto hand triggered


               towel dispenser, all six stainless steel sinks automatically begin to lower gradually until perfectly

               flush with the solid white tiled bathroom floor. The pan then completely flips over three hundred


               and sixty degrees revealing a solid black seat, with three bright red flashing floor arrows pointing

               directly back to the three phenomenally cool looking medical grade stainless steel chrome


               polished urinals.  I rub my dry eyes in shock and chuckle in disbelief questioning every grain of

               my remaining sanity I thought I still had. Secretly I believed a day like this would eventually


               come, and with little hesitation walk up to the middle urinal, which had another bright red floor

               arrow, and with a downward motion pull down and yank the chrome plated flush handle.
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