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“Do you know the present value of your husband’s policy?” the life insurance agent asked his client.

The woman was confused and asked, “What do you mean?”.

The agent said, “Well if, God forbid, you should lose your husband, then what would you get?”

The woman thought about it for a minute, then brightened up and said, “Probably a poodle.”

An insurance manager was talking to one of his
customers.

He said, “Thank you, Mr. Jones, for your business. I wish

I had twenty customers like you.”

“Wow, well it’s nice to hear that, but I’m kind of

surprised,” replied Mr. Jones, who was a little taken
aback. “You know I lodge lots of claims and I always pay

my premiums late.”

The insurance manager said, “Yes, I’d still like twenty

customers like you. The problem is, I have two

hundred.”