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HOLLY (CONT'D)
Now, you’ve granted the studio
access to your personal account.
Your choices are, you either let me
answer the question for you, or you
take a shot and answer it yourself.

RENATO
Will you be nice to my fans?

HOLLY
We shall see about that. Alright,
first one up.

They turn to look at the screen behind them. A tweet comes
up.

HOLLY (CONT’D)
Okay, Ben from Stirling, Scotland,
wants to know how you secured your
book deal. Do you wanna answer or
should I?

RENATO
Do you know the answer though?

HOLLY
Renato. Do you wanna answer, or
should I?

RENATO
I’m gonna see what you do. I should
keep a clear head for a while.

HOLLY
(begins typing on the
laptop)
Alrighty then.

After a while, a tweet reply shows up on the screen. Renato
Belindro’s official account with an answer reading:

-- I HAD TO SUCK A LOOOOOOOOT OF DICK --

RENATO
Oh my God!
(LAUGHS)
You minx!

HOLLY
That’s the game!

RENATO
Fucking hell.