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HOLLY
Next!

Another tweet shows up on the screen.

HOLLY (CONT’D)
Alright, Joe from Leicester wants
to know if you had any idea you
would be this successful.

RENATO
I’ll take this one, I’m terrified
of you.
(grabs a glass)
Wait, do I have to type after I
drink?

HOLLY
I can do that for you, and don’t
worry, I’ll quote you verbatim.

RENATO
You sure?

HOLLY
Don’t you trust me?

He CHUCKLES and downs a shot of vodka mango.

RENATO
Yum.

HOLLY
What’s the answer?

She types as he speaks.

RENATO
Alright, um, okay, I’ll keep it
short, honestly the moment I knew I
was gonna be successful was when I
took an MA in Creative Writing and
my professor, Tim Kelly - may he
rest in peace - told me it was
astonishing how I was so much
better at writing in English than
all of his dumb native students.

HOLLY
Nice, nice. Alright, next question.
(waits for the tweet)
So, Liz from Madison, Wisconsin,
wants to know if you’re still
single.