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Jokes A woman gets on a bus with her A man and a friend are playing
baby. The bus driver says: ‘Ugh,
golf one day. One of the guys
that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever
is about to chip onto the green
seen!’ The woman walks to the
cession on the road next to the
fuming. She says to a man next
course. He stops in mid-swing,
to her: ‘The driver just insulted
takes off his golf cap, closes his
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak rear of the bus and sits down, when he sees a long funeral pro-
me!’ The man says: ‘You go up
eyes, and bows down in prayer.
were chilly. But when they lit a
there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll
His friend says: “Wow! That is
fire in the craft, it sank, proving
once and for all that you can’t
ing thing I have ever seen. You
have your kayak and heat it. hold your monkey for you.’ the most thoughtful and touch-
are truly a kind man.”
‘A woman has twins, and gives
I went to the Doctors the other them up for adoption. One of
them goes to a family in Egypt
day, and he said, ‘Go to Bourne-
checked into a hotel and were
mouth, it’s great for flu’. So I and is named ‘Amal.’ The other ‘A group of chess enthusiasts
goes to a family in Spain, they
went - and I got it. name him Juan’. Years later; Juan standing in the lobby discussing
their recent tournament victo-
sends a picture of himself to his
ries. After about an hour, the
ture, she tells her husband that
and asked them to disperse.
I’ll tell you what I love doing mum. Upon receiving the pic- manager came out of the office
she wished she also had a picture
“But why?” they asked, as they
more than anything: trying to
of Amal. Her husband responds,
moved off. “because,” he said “I
pack myself in a small suitcase. I
“But they are twins. If you’ve
can’t stand chess nuts boasting
can hardly contain myself.
seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
in an open foyer.” ‘
