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The Red Well-Read Reader
Story 238
The Blond
The pretty blond decided to break her city
bond and move to the country far beyond.
There she would swim in clear, blue pond,
and respond to nature of which she was so fond.
Story 239
Right Is Wrong
Su Wong, a Viet Cong, walked a trail many miles long. When it forked Su didn’t
know which prong was right and which were wrong.
Just then she heard the strong gong of a church bell dong. Then she knew to take
the left prong. Soon she was one of the throng, walking along singing a hymnal
song.
Story 240
Verbal Honky Tonk
The geese honked out
Big Foot clonked out
Then the auto conked out
Then the sleepyhead conked out, too
1. Conk: a sea shell
And then, last the snail conked out, three
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