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Story 220


              Scotch














                                            Scotty's face, always had a blotch


                                            His clothes, always had a splotch.

                                            And every job he ever had, he would botch


                                            Therefore, he never moved up a notch.

                                                        Why?

                                            Johnnie Walker Scotch!






              Story 221


                                                       The Goths



                       Centuries    ago   there lived     a  Germanic race       called  the   Visigoths.


                       The Romans said that the Goths, were barbarians – lazy sloths!



                       This so angered the Goths, that it filled their hearts with wroth.

                       The Goths turned into “ mad men,” spewing froth. Soon one after


                       another Roman fell by the swaths, of the be-sworded Goths.
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