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Story 292

Hard as an Acorn

1. Do babies come mother born or stork borne?

2. Should one mourn because it rains in the morn?

3. Is a bull's horn longer than a shoe horn?

4. Is a goose’s horn louder than a French horn?

5. Is an ear of corn longer than Capricorn?

6. Is a goat shorn when its coat is too worn?

Story 293

Morse Code

The source of this discovery occurred when Mrs. Morse threatened

her husband with divorce.

She took their one horse and moved to the opposite end of a golf course,

surrounded by a thicket of coarse brambles and gorse.

At first Samuel planned to take her back by force, but he soon

realized it was the wrong course.

Wanting so much to discourse, he yelled her name 'til he was hoarse.
So perforce, laying down a wire was his only recourse.