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        Story 51

                                                The Habit of the Saint


               There  used  to  live  a  saint  who  daily  showed  self-restraint. She  could

               tolerate the word ain't, but at hearing a cuss word she would nearly faint.




               Holy  images  she  would  often  paint. And  she  prayed  for  those  whose

               hearts were faint.




               Her  guard,  not  even  the  devil  could  feint;  therefore,  her  virtue  no

               blemish could taint.









        Story 52

                                                                     Don't Jape the Ape

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                                                 Despite  the  sign  that  read,  "DON'T  JAPE THE
                                                 APE," the fool monkeyed the ape, taunting him with

                                                 a tasty crepe, and then struck him with a grape.


                                                 Quite angered, the ape yanked his bars plump out

                                                 of shape and caught the boy trying to escape.


                                                 With mouths agape, the frightened crowd watched

                                                 as the ape con•vinc•ing•ly settled the scrape.




                                                 1. Tease









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