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Receiving the cold shoulder

After weeks of getting the cold you married me is because my
shoulder from his wife, the unhappy grandfather left me $10 million."
husband finally confronted her: "Don't be ridiculous," she replied.
"Admit it, Laura. The only reason "I don't care who left it to you."
Being polite even in summer

One summer evening a young Quite surprisingly, he asked if he
son came in while his parents were could help.
setting the table for supper. His mother said, "No, but I
appreciate you asking."
The child responded, "Well, I
thank you for saying no."
column and 3x3 box with the A truck
Fill in every row,
Stradivarius numbers 1 to 9 each number

must appear in each row, stop order
and Picasso column and 3x3 box only once Tap the sun to visit

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use for online version A senior citizen was clearing out A trucker came into a truck stop
his attic when he came upon an old cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
painting and a violin. Thinking they want three flat tires, a pair of
might be valuable, he took them to headlights, and pair of running Scan the code to
Scan the code to the auction house to be valued. boards." read online!
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appraiser said, "Mr Cooper, I have wanting to appear stupid, went to
good news and I have bad news." the kitchen and said to the cook, use for print version
use for print version "What's the good news?" the "This guy out there just ordered
senior asked. three flat tires, a pair of headlights,
"The good news is that you have and a pair of running boards. What
a Stradivarius and a Picasso," replied does he think this place is, an auto
the appraiser. parts store?"
"Fantastic! What's the bad news?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat
Well sir, the bad news is that tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
Stradivarius was a very bad painter headlights is two eggs sunny side
and Picasso was no good with up, and running boards are two
violins." slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the waitress. She
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then spooned up a bowl of beans
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The trucker asked, "What are the
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She replied, "I thought while you
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device and always have the
isn't over yet… current issue at your fingertips! headlights and running boards, you
might as well gas up!"

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