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Thursday, August 17, 2017
The Blarney Stone

A group of Americans was touring today and so no one will be able to touch icon code
Ireland. One of the women in the kiss it. Perhaps we can come back
group was constantly complaining. tomorrow."
The bus seats are uncomfortable. "We can't be here tomorrow," the
The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's nasty woman shouted. "We have
too cold. The accommodations are some other boring tour to go on. So
awful. I guess we can't kiss the stupid
Tap the sun to visit
goodmorningsunshine.ca The group arrived at the site of stone." Tap the sun to visit
the famous Blarney Stone. "Good "Well now," the guide replied, "it goodmorningsunshine.ca
luck will be followin' ya all your days is said that if you kiss someone who
use for online version if you kiss the Blarney Stone," the has kissed the stone, you'll have the use for online version
guide said. same good fortune."
"Unfortunately, it's being cleaned "And I suppose you've kissed the
stone," the woman scoffed.
Scan the code to "No, ma'am," the frustrated guide Scan the code to
read online! said, "but I've sat on it." read online!

Dinosaurs
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cannot swim

Because I couldn't unplug the
toilet with a plunger, I had to dis-
mantle the entire fixture. That's no
small feat for a non-plumber.
Jammed inside the drain was a
purple rubber dinosaur, which
belonged to my five-year-old son.
I painstakingly got all the toilet
parts together again, the tank filled,
and I flushed it. However, it didn't
work much better than before! As I
Sliding scale pondered what to do next, my son
walked into the bathroom.
I pointed to the purple dinosaur I

Contrary to popular belief, most had just dislodged and told him that
blondes do indeed know the value the toilet still wasn't working.
of a dollar. "Did you get the green one, too"?
The other day a blonde from he asked.
Gibsons had her car break down. Manhole covers
The tow truck driver charged her Why is it better to have round
$95.00 to take the car to the garage manhole covers than square ones?
less than 10 miles away. A square manhole cover can be
When she told her husband that turned and dropped down the
evening, he said that the driver had diagonal of the manhole. A round
taken advantage of her. manhole cannot be dropped down
She said, "I thought so. But I the manhole. So for safety and
made him earn it. I kept the brakes practicality, all manhole covers
on all the way." should be round.

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