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Please save my wife!

Standing at the edge of the lake, reached the woman, put his arm
a man saw a woman flailing about in around her, and swam back to
the deep water. shore. Depositing her at the feet of
Unable to swim, the man the man, the fisherman said, "Okay,
screamed for help. where's my hundred dollars?"
A salmon fisherman ran up. The man said, "Look, when I saw
The man said, "My wife is her going down for the third time, I
drowning and I can't swim. Please thought it was my wife. But this is
save her. I'll give you a hundred my mother-in-law."
dollars." The fisherman reached into his
The fisherman dove into the pocket and said, "Just my luck. How
water. In ten powerful strokes, he much do I owe you?"

Missing the whole point! LEAVE LANGDALE

6:20 am Daily
7:50 am Sat only
During my shift as a customer- I assumed this had to be a rare 8:30 am Daily
service agent at Major Airport, I was first edition of some kind. "Okay," I 10:05 am Fri, Sat & only
approached by a weeping woman said. "Just tell me the title of the 10:50 am Daily
who was so upset that I thought 12:30 pm Thu-Mon except Aug 6
maybe she'd missed a connection or book." & Sep 3
lost a child. "It's called 'Don't Sweat the Small 1:05 pm Daily except Sat
"I left my book on the plane!" she Stuff ... and It's All Small Stuff,'" she 2:40 pm Daily except Sat
said frantically. replied through her tears. 3:25 pm Daily except Tue-Wed
Music saved my life! 5:30 pm Daily except Tue-Wed
4:45 pm
Daily except Sat and Sep 3

6:55 pm
Tue-Wed, Sun except
Aug 6 & Sep 3
Little Noah came into the house Johnstown flood. The dam broke, 7:35 pm Daily except Tue-Wed
with a new harmonica. "Grandpa, do and when the water hit our house. 8:55 pm Tue-Wed only
you mind if I play this in here?" It knocked it right off the 9:40 pm Daily except Tue-Wed
"Of course not, Noah. I love foundation. Grandma got on the LEAVE
music. In fact, when your grandma dining room table and floated out

and I were young, music saved my safely." HORSESHOE BAY
life." "How about you?" 7:25 am Daily
"What happened?" "Me? Oh I accompanied her on 9:00 am Sat only
9:40 am
Daily
"Well, it was during the famous the piano!" 11:10 am Fri, Sat only

Geneology Funnies 12:00 pm Daily
1:35 pm
Thu-Mon only except
Aug 6 & Sep 3
2:15 pm Daily except Sat
My family coat of arms ties at the If only people came with pull- 3:45 pm Daily except Sat
back ... is that normal? down menus and on-line help ... 4:30 pm Daily except Tue-Wed
5:50 pm Daily except Sat and Sep 3
Shake your family tree and watch Ever find an ancestor HANGING 6:35 pm Daily except Tue-Wed
the nuts fall! from the family tree? 7:55 pm Tue-Wed only
8:40 pm Daily except Tue-Wed
My hobby is genealogy; I raise FLOOR: The place for storing your 9:50 pm Tue-Wed only
dust bunnies as pets. priceless genealogy records! 10:35 pm Daily except Tue-Wed
Distance: 10.5 nautical miles
I'm not stuck -- I'm ancestrally Genealogy: Tracing yourself back Crossing time: 40 minutes
challenged. to better people. Schedule in effect to September 4, 2017

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