Page 248 - Bridget Jones's Diary - by Helen FIELDING

'Big hair dryer?' he said.

'Yes 1600 volts, Salon Selectives,' I said proudly. 'Why?'

'Maybe you should get a quieter hair dryer or begin your toilette a little earlier.
Anyway. Come on,' he said laughing. 'Get your cameraman ready, I'll see what I
can do for you.'

Oh God. How embarrassing. Am complete jerk.

9 p.m. Cannot believe how marvelously everything has turned out. Have just
played the Good Afternoon! headlines back for the fifth time.

'And a Good Afternoon! exclusive,' it says. 'Good Afternoon!: the only
television program to bring you an exclusive interview with Elena Rossini, just
minutes after today's not guilty verdict. Our home news correspondent. Bridget

Jones, brings you this exclusive report.'

I love that bit: 'Our home news correspondent, Bridget Jones, brings you this
exclusive report.'

I'll just play it back once more, then I'll definitely put it away.

Friday 6 October

9st. (comfort eating), alcohol units 6 (drink problem), lottery tickets 6 (comfort