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ADAM
He said that?

CHRIS
He said whoever does it best. 'Course we know who that'll be.

ADAM
Oh, yes. With your vast professional experience. Two commercials was it?

CHRIS
Four. Nationals. And I‘m on hold for Toastie-Oats.

ADAM
(Mock-impressed) Oooh. (Sweet, warm) Imagine, Steff. In just a few minutes, you and I‘ll experience
our first sixty seconds of fame. [Piano vamp/Key: D] But Chrissie here- soon her face‘ll be on
every cereal box in America. ―Hi. I‘m Christine Holliwell. I‘m seven-to-nine. And I‘m the…

SONG: SIXTY SECOND SUPERSTAR OF MADISON AVENUE

SIXTY SECOND SUPERSTAR OF MADISON AVENUE.
A BREAKFAST CEREAL CHAMPION
A SOFT DRINK INGENUE.‖

STEPHANIE
(Continuing imitation of Chris)
―I‘M THE SIXTY SECOND SUPERSTAR OF MADISON AVENUE
LITTLE MISS AMERICA
THE KID NEXT DOOR ON CUE.‖

CHRIS

That‘s right.
JUST TURN YOUR DIAL
AND THERE I‘LL BE:
A SMALL, UNKNOWN CELEBRITY
HELPING YOU DISCOVER
THAT NEW COMPANY THAT DISCOVERED ME!

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