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AND FANTASIES ON CUE
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
PROCTER & GAMBLE‘S LATEST GAMBLE:
YOU KNOW WHO! (Gestures to Chris)

CHRIS
O.k, o.k. Now watch. Here‘s how we do it on the set.
(Ultra sweet, cheerful, innocent)
SWEET ‗N‘ CHARMING
CUTE ‗N‘ CUDDLY
HAPPY, HEALTHY
HUNGRY, THIRSTY,
EATING, DRINKING
MUNCHING, CRUNCHING
SIPPING, SLURPING
SMILING, LAUGHING
SINGING-

Shit.

ADAM

I‘M THE SIXTY SECOND SUPERSTAR OF MADISON AVENUE
A BREAKFAST CEREAL CHAMPION
AND A SOFT DRINK HERO, TOO.

STEPHANIE & CHRIS

(In counterpoint to Adam stanzas above)
LA…LA, LA, LA, LA
LA…LA, LA, LA, LA
LA…LA, LA, LA, LA
LA…LA…

ADAM

THE SIXTY SECOND SUPERSTAR OF MADISON AVENUE
YOUNG MISTER AMERICA
THE KID NEXT DOOR ON CUE.

STEPHANIE & CHRIS

(In counterpoint to above stanza)
SWEET ‗N‘ CHARMING
CUTE ‗N‘ CUDDLY
HAPPY HEALTHY
HUNGRY THIRSTY

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