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vibrant night out? Find yourself saying 'there's nothing'
much going on in Redditch' all 2 often?!
Then save MARCH 3rd in your diary because it'll be the
1st in what we hope will be a series of brilliant events
showcasing a whole variety of local talent. ...

10 January 2012
Once when I was in San Diego it was a full moon and it
was what us witches call 'blood on the moon' which you
hardly ever see (when it looks red)

11 January 2012
OK, I’ve managed to spend the entire evening in the pub
with my dress on back to front. I suppose it’s God's
vengeance for my constant fashion faux pas criticism. I
managed to pull it off though. (Figuratively I mean. Not
literally)
I am going for a haircut today for the first time in about a
year so if they dare to cut too much off you might see a
headline in tomorrow’s paper HAIRDRESSER
STABBED TO DEATH WITH OWN SCISSORS IN
REVENGE ATTACK! I'm trying to convince myself I
can grow my hair infinitely long AND have it trimmed...
Don't worry if you’re on here hairdresser. It’s only a joke
honest. My psychiatrist said I'm not allowed scissors

12 January 2012
I know they've done away with Incapacity Benefit. I know
there’s a feeling that lots of people are claiming disability
or illness related benefits as a way of getting out of work
but….