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2 February 2012
           Well  my  You  Tube  has  just  started  working  again  -
            apparently  on  its  own,  but  if  it  wasn't  on  its  own  and
            someone fixed it remotely or it was an act of God as the
            Jehovah’s promised Thank You to whom it may concern!

           2 February 2012
           What does pftt mean in Facebook language? I've only just
            got to grips with 'lol' (and when I say got to grips with it -
            I still don't like it I just know what it means)
           Anyway, I shan't be adding pfft to my vocabulary. I would
            rather create my own onomatopoeic words if that's what
            it takes to avoid pop 'facebookisms' and which is more, I
            am  most  disappointed  that  a  status  update  on  the
            question of 'pfft' has managed to generate a 12 comment
            long discussion!

           2 February 2012
           ...And another thing! Throughout the day the number of
            friends  on  my  list  has  been  fluctuating  up  and  down
            between 248 & 249. Does that mean there's 1 particularly
            indecisive  person  who  can't  decide  whether  to  remain
            friends  or  not?  This  Facebook  realm  is  a  positive
            minefield  of  cyber-social  etiquette  riddles,  wrapped  in
            enigmas, shrouded in fog! Thank God, (should she even
            exists)  that  I  am  blessed  with  such  infinite  'couldn't
            givashitedness'
           Oh, how ever do you boys know such things? I shall return
            to  the  chaise  lounge  and  resume  my  embroidery  post
            haste as I have obviously wandered unseeingly too far in
            men's  territory.  I  shall  also  take  heed  of  your  advised
            prescription and begin rubbing You Tube on my affected
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