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work already but maybe I'll create a whole collection on
this theme....
16 March 2012
Thank God I've sold a few paintings. I'd already resorted
to selling my tonsils to Japanese people as an aphrodisiac,
selling my soul on eBay to someone with the user name
LucyFur666 and The Dragons Den never really got on
board with my Chocolate Coated Vicodin idea
16 March 2012
I virtually never see any television (thank God), AND
virtually never go out with groups of other women - but
from what TV Commercials I have seen, when women
go out together they spend their time talking about
'bloating' 'bowel trouble' and accidentally pissing
themselves when they laugh. I really hope this is just the
usual inaccuracy of the advertising world and not a
typical representation of what really happens since I'm
going out with a group of ladies tonight!
18 March 2012
I often wish we'd stayed in Birmingham when I hear the
slack yawed, 6 fingered yokels in the pub playing their
Banjo's and bringing new depth of meaning to the word
"relativity". There are some advantages though, round
here 'knife crime' means serving fish with a steak knife
and identity theft means entering someone else’s turnips
in the annual vegetable competition
18 March 2012
I am on the border line of the edge and could go either
