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that’s a very common record entry among patients?...

           15 November 2012 —
           Electric company’s  kind,  helpful  advice  to  elderly people
            who  are  freezing  because  they  can't  afford  electric:
            "Don't put on another bar of the fire, put on an extra
            jumper" Lovely. MY advice: "Don't put on a jumper, put
            on  a  balaclava  and  go  and  throw  a  brick  through  their
            windows”!  (Let’s  see  if  I  get  arrested  for  inciting
            violence)...

           17 November 2012 —
           A  combination  of  a  broken  washing  machine  &  an
            outstanding  launderette  bill  has  left  me  wearing  an
            ensemble that makes me look like I've robbed the British
            heart foundation shop in a hurry.

           19 November 2012 —
           Just got strait through to the Doctors in 1 attempt AND
            was  offered  an  appointment  strait  away!?!  I  am  so  glad
            but so shocked & concerned! This has never happened
            before. Have the alien robots at my surgery been taken
            over by...HUMANS! Aaaargh!

           19 November 2012 —
           I  have  been  referred  to  a  specialist  M.E  /  Fibromyalgia
            clinic on NHS so I can stop saving up the £1200 to go
            private now! Yay!

           21 November 2012 —
           Erm...I  thought  I'd  ordered  4  baking  potatoes  from
            Tesco’s.  Turns  out  I've  ordered  4  big  sacks  of  baking
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