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that’s a very common record entry among patients?...
15 November 2012
Electric company’s kind, helpful advice to elderly people
who are freezing because they can't afford electric:
"Don't put on another bar of the fire, put on an extra
jumper" Lovely. MY advice: "Don't put on a jumper, put
on a balaclava and go and throw a brick through their
windows”! (Let’s see if I get arrested for inciting
violence)...
17 November 2012
A combination of a broken washing machine & an
outstanding launderette bill has left me wearing an
ensemble that makes me look like I've robbed the British
heart foundation shop in a hurry.
19 November 2012
Just got strait through to the Doctors in 1 attempt AND
was offered an appointment strait away!?! I am so glad
but so shocked & concerned! This has never happened
before. Have the alien robots at my surgery been taken
over by...HUMANS! Aaaargh!
19 November 2012
I have been referred to a specialist M.E / Fibromyalgia
clinic on NHS so I can stop saving up the £1200 to go
private now! Yay!
21 November 2012
Erm...I thought I'd ordered 4 baking potatoes from
Tesco’s. Turns out I've ordered 4 big sacks of baking