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probably being missed by the staff of a secure mental
institute. It'll be the very last chance for all of them and
every day from now ‘til the end of the series will be 'the
most important day of their whole life'...
'Sinita' will make her entrance wearing nothing but a
whipped cream bikini and thigh high boots ‘cos she's
nowhere near as famous as anyone else so it’s the only
way she'll get a response. At least entertainments moved
on since the days when we used to throw rotten fruit at
freaks in a tent! Now we can just send texts from the
comfort of our own home
7 October 2010
I was talking to someone who used to be in prison and
they told me that while they were in there, they found
Jesus! (I don't think he actually shared a cell with him
though)
12 October 2010
Have been off line for a bit due to a BT Bollocks up but
I'm back in business now. They sorted it out fairly
sharpish but they didn't impress me at all when this
message appeared on my laptop screen which said "IF
YOU CAN'T GET A DIALLING TONE ON YOUR
PHONE, PLEASE RING THIS NUMBER" Piss takers!
12 October 2010
My nephew (9) came home from school the other day and
said to "Did you know if you go outside naked you can
get arrested?" to which the younger one (6) replied "Yeh
and you'll have cold feet”!? This follows an afternoon
where they suggested I play football in the garden with
